Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 18, 2018

Football season is canceled due to a bad case of kneeling.

I’m with her.

I know exactly how he feels. I thought football season was NEVER gonna get here. Can’t wait to see my Noles whoop up on the Hokies, Labor Day night!!

:D!!!!

Zero use for professional sports. (I include the olympics in that.)

Football season…meh. It’s BORING!!!

NFL, 15 minutes of action wrapped around 3 1/2 hours of commercials, pass

Glad to hear I’m not the only one who gets pimples inside their nose. Those things hurt!

As a Vietnam vet, I refuse to watch a bunch of overpaid children insult me. I only care about their sponsors, so I know who to boycott.

And, THIS is why we have two TVs in our home. It’s the ‘Hallmark’ of a ‘Lifetime’ happy home.

Almost? Season’s halfway through. And as usual my Riders are in last place.

A pimple iniside your nose? Dr Pimple Popper wants to see you!!!!

The inside of your nose is the worst place to get a pimple.

I could never figure out where people found time to waist on watching football. There are things to be done and life to be lived. Life is too short to sit around watching other people live theirs.