Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 01, 2018

and which of those three wolves even tried to eat three pigs who lived in a house made of hay, another of sticks, and another of bricks? how about one trying to kill little Russian boy named Pyotr who was accompanied with a bird, a duck, and a duck?

I wonder how many people remember Peter and the Wolf.

No, no, Poncho. The one who dressed up and tried to eat the little girl was killed by a nice man with an axe.

And how about that sheep’s clothing thing? Does that really work?

Detective Poncho on a classic, unsolved mystery!

which one goes back to a human after the full moon?

Poncho’s hero!

Poncho is referring to Little Red Riding Hood.

Poncho, the Speciest!

I can hear both admiration and contempt in Ponchos question. Admiration for the tenacity of the action and disdain for the action itself. After all, he does not eat little girls. Poncho does not have limits, just degrees of effort.

Are those wolves looking at Poncho as a tasty little treat?

Ask another asinine question little one and we’ll see what else we can eat!

Cry, wolf.

You’re in the wrong part of town visiting that bar, little doggy…