Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 13, 2018

“Yes Leopold.. nice and warm to the last drop.”

The voice of reason.

No Leo, you can’t go home again.

The blood was nice and warm to the last drop, too!

Yeah but make sure you wash your hands first cuz you don’t want that glittery stuff to block the sunlight to make it into your wake-up juice.

I have noticed in my perusal of this strip over the years, an abundance of outlet plugs in Gary’s house. Now I know why.

The best of blood suckings are often preceded by a cup of Joe, or Joann….

Well, now he can keep his victims warm in any room in the house before he does it.

Gary still gets the blood he needs from Clonodine blood patches. The only reason why he hasn’t died the permanent death and can still regenerate so well from when Leopold burns him up or the towns people lynch him from time-to-time.

T. Roosevelt said that about blood, but it was mistaken for coffee. For you see he is a vampire and still around though usually in other countries. HIs eyes look black now and he hasn’t biologically aged and those long pointed teeth can show up now and then if you look closely if you meet him under another name. He is working with a tall, thin vampire named Lincoln to hunt down other vampires that kill humans wantonly. They believe that humans and vampires can live together in a symbiotic relationship on this planet.

Oh. Leopold, you are such a downer! Gary needs encouragement!