Herman by Jim Unger for August 24, 2018

Half price for a Half Pint!

That’s what I miss about small cars. The discount at the car wash.

That’s big of you…

He’s already had too many visits to his last shrink.

Not being fair to his other patients, and being condescending to his current one. It makes me wonder; If I could save 50% on something, would I put up with the condescension?

This will not help his inferiority complex.

Reminds me of my favorite sales ad: “Women’s clothing, half off.”

All of a sudden a Randy Newman song just popped into my head.

WHAT A MAN,WHAT A MAN

He wanted to be shortchanged.

Doc, I’m a little crazy.

" There are no small actors – only small parts ! "

____________Henry, The Old Actor in the Fantasticks

It was like a young person giving me the seniors rate before I was a senior. I’ll take it.

Thanks, Doc. I’m a little short.

by the looks of his feet he’s a mini-clown

Everyone makes me feel small…

$20 an hour?? NORMAL?????? Must be for 15 minutes.