Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for August 14, 2018

Cats don’t do logic. And I’m still giggling!

BWAH-hahahahahahaha! They would have to be Stumpy’s (Fiona knows how logic works).

Or my husband’s favorite…

My belly is distended with hunger!

#Really ?

Okay, Mittens, you got us. That time you were in the alleyway ‘fighting’ with the big ginger tom must’ve been more than your average cat-fight.

Mitty, this could also work for you if you’ve had a hairball #morningsickness

The things Mitty will go to, to get extra food. sheesh!

Reminds me of Sheldon in the Big Bang episode with the blue jay. At the end, he’s holding the bird’s nest in his lap & saying proudly: “I’m gonna be a mommy.”

Here, just for you Mittens.

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I don’t doubt that after 2 minutes with them, you’d be begging to get AWAY from them!

Mittens, you need “The talk.” Birds and bees etc.

. . . when I caught my toddler giving our cat, extra food, I had to ask her, why? She told me that she “wanted the cat to get BIG, so the cat would have babies, and she would have kittens to play with!”. She was a bit too young to understand, that “fixed male cats” would NEVER have kittens! Though, he certainly tried to actively support her plan! What could go wrong? Fortunately, he enjoyed her attention! :)

This toon always makes me snort! I try not to have liquids in my mouth when I’m reading it! :D

facepalm Sorry Mittens it’s not going to happen