Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 28, 2018

Have to respect Rat’s self-awareness.

Only half?

That could work. Of course, keeping all of his opinions to himself might make Rat’s head explode.

How come Rat is making sense all of a sudden?

Best advice to give Trump aside from Tweet less!

It’s a good plan. But he doesn’t say if he’ll be listening more, less, or about the same. That could skew the results.

Talk less. Smile more.

Doesn’t help if he’s going to be absorbed in his smartphone instead!

Half the problems, but half the entertainment value!

.!?…..

Here is a suggestion, Rat. Talk less, eat more…Learn how to live. Really live. Be more like Pig.

Or, Rat, you could WRITE more…

Less is more in Rat’s case.

May the power of the Croc be with you ! Rat if you do that you will now be known as TAR………..Rat spelled backwards……

Our ears won’t be.

“No human being can tame the tongue” (James 3:8) . . . but maybe Rat will have better luck.

Listen twice as much—-Talk half as much.

You already know that, Rat, won’t be able to do that

The problem with Rat , to reference an old saw, is that his tongue gets in the way of his eye teeth, and he can’t see what he’s saying!

Rat does have his philosophical moments. Fortunately for his legions of fans and/or detractors, they are only moments. He will soon recover and become his old self once again….

Love this strip! but. Crocs are the FUNNIEST of the lot in my opinion.MORE CROCS!

Rat should take that advice next time he’s back in the White House. Maybe expand it to Aaron Burr’s lines from Hamilton: “Talk less, smile more. Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for. You wanna get ahead? Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead.”

Gasp DId Rat just… take responsibility for his actions?