They searched for intelligent life, but found a vast herd of cats!
Gee, lucky the Alien’s didn’t land in Australia. They would have been totally unable to find ours.
Brother, you’re in a different universe now.
“…but they just pointed to a large flat electronic device hanging on a wall…”
Take the leader with you when you leave.
You may not have noticed that everybody on Earth is the center of the universe. You might as well try to make friends on some other planet in some other galaxy.
They landed in the U.S. When told who the leader was they turned around and left saying we were going to invade but you’ve suffered enough.
They got immediately busted and deported by I.C.E.
Alien meets a six foot beauty. “Take me to your ladder, I’ll see your leader later”.
“Unfortunately, Mr Rogers died back in ‘03. Most everybody since then, – we try to go the opposite direction they’re leading us in!”
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chris_weaver almost 6 years ago
They searched for intelligent life, but found a vast herd of cats!
Aussie Down Under almost 6 years ago
Gee, lucky the Alien’s didn’t land in Australia. They would have been totally unable to find ours.
sandpiper almost 6 years ago
Brother, you’re in a different universe now.
Lenavid almost 6 years ago
“…but they just pointed to a large flat electronic device hanging on a wall…”
e.groves almost 6 years ago
Take the leader with you when you leave.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 6 years ago
You may not have noticed that everybody on Earth is the center of the universe. You might as well try to make friends on some other planet in some other galaxy.
the lost wizard almost 6 years ago
They landed in the U.S. When told who the leader was they turned around and left saying we were going to invade but you’ve suffered enough.
mourdac Premium Member almost 6 years ago
They got immediately busted and deported by I.C.E.
Bob. almost 6 years ago
Alien meets a six foot beauty. “Take me to your ladder, I’ll see your leader later”.
MelHolden almost 6 years ago
“Unfortunately, Mr Rogers died back in ‘03. Most everybody since then, – we try to go the opposite direction they’re leading us in!”