Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 23, 2018

Once you go polar bear, you never go (or come) back!

“Aw, you’re such a Specieist!”

“But mom, I can’t bear to be separated from him!”

Waiting for someone to shout that the seal Mom is racist…

It would have been funnier if they were penguins instead of seals as penguins and polar bears ARE polar opposites.

He just wants to take me out for a little snack!

When you’re the best of friends. Having so much fun together, You’re not even aware you’re such a funny pair. You’re the best of friends. Life’s a happy game. You could clown around forever. Neither one of you see’s your natural boundaries. Life’s one happy game. If only the world wouldn’t get in your way. If only people would just let you play. They’d say you’re both being foolsYou’re breaking all the rules. They can’t understand. The magic of your wonderland. When you’re the best of friends. Sharing all that you discoverWhen these moments have passed. Will that friendship last? Who can’t say there’s a way? Oh, I hope, I hope it never ends. ‘Cause you’re the best of friends.

And no you can’t go seal clubbing tonight so quit your blubbering.

And don’t even think about flippering me off.