Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 23, 2018

That’s diabolical!

Such a lovely place….

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave…

So I called up the Captain,‘Please bring me my wine’He said, ‘we haven’t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty-nine’And still those voices are calling from far away,Wake you up in the middle of the nightJust to hear them say"

Last thing I rememberI was running for the doorI had to find the passage back to the place I was before“Relax,” said the night man“We are programmed to receiveYou can check-out any time you likeBut you can never leave!”

I WANT FIVE OF THOSE!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Great Idea! Look @ all the $‘s you’ll save on Spider & Frog food!

Arlo knows what a hookah is? Well, now we know what else he did in college besides drink beer and chase girls.

If they had one for mosquitos, I’d buy a dozen.

She’ll be getting a call from those people at P E T A

I went to the sports store, Cabela, and bought a fly gun. It shoots a small amount of table salt about 8 feet and has a pattern like a shot gun. It is amazing how fun it is to shoot a fly out of mid air.

What a wonderful centerpiece for their patio. A fancy jar full of dead flies.

Had a wasp trap that worked the same way. The first year I hung it it was literally stuffed with so many they displaced all of the water. Had to dispatch them with a mallet. Have not caught more than a few since then.

If Arlo knew what a hookah is/was, he’d know that’s not one. Jimmy had to have thrown that and the “Hotel California” to attract the emjay crowd. And that’s just what he got. Played you guys like a sitar. :o)

So Janis is NOT Buddhist.

This comic is a repeat from last year. SPOILER ALERT: They end up throwing it away, because it seemed like fly torture.

It’s all that boiled shrimp and ripe cantaloupe that’s doing it!

It will look so nice when it’s half full too…..

Get a bug zapper. It’s quick, and makes pretty lights.

I wanted that song to form the basis of an episode from a particular anthology show: “They think they’re going to spend the evening at the Hotel California, but instead they’ll began a protracted sampling of the kind of hospitality available only from room service in … The Twilight Zone.”

we buy bug bags from the farm supply place. Smell like horse barn, but gets them. Keep one on fence between my neighbor, keeps him happy. Go through 2-3 a summer.

Zappers are more entertaining.

Janis has an evil side!

Don’t ever sit down wind of one of those.

I had a girlfriend once who was afraid of flies until she learned how to open them…