There’s nothing wrong with using your brain, Dakota. Does it take being a shallow, vacuous airhead, or at least act like one, to be popular? Needless to say, I never was popular.
Hey…at least Phoebe has proven she’s educated, despite her supposed lack of popularity (if she’s so “unpopular,” how come she’s the one who’s the star of the comic?)
Sometimes popularity must come at another’s expense, it seems. In order for you to be ‘in’, some other poor slob must be ‘out’. Apparently for Dakota, it is not enough that she be successful, others must fail.
Yeah, that’s Shakespeare for “I’m a useless narcissistic fop who doesn’t realize he’s in a scene that’s being played for laughs, and at some point I’m going to intervene in a domestic disturbance and get stabbed”, as Tailsteak once pointed out. When you’re quoting, context matters.
Averagemoe over 6 years ago
“I’m not giving a fortune to someone who just ate my home.”
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
Is Dakota even going to try to be in the in-crowd amongst the upperclassmen/-women?
codycab over 6 years ago
Really? Dakota is “trying” to be popular?
asrialfeeple over 6 years ago
There’s nothing wrong with using your brain, Dakota. Does it take being a shallow, vacuous airhead, or at least act like one, to be popular? Needless to say, I never was popular.
johndifool over 6 years ago
Dakota…full of sound and fury, signifying nothing…
Qiset over 6 years ago
It’s a Kardashian moment.
Ermine Notyours over 6 years ago
She’s also, like, trying to improve her, like, vocabulary?
scyphi26 over 6 years ago
Hey…at least Phoebe has proven she’s educated, despite her supposed lack of popularity (if she’s so “unpopular,” how come she’s the one who’s the star of the comic?)
Trscroggs over 6 years ago
Says the girl who just won a Goblin award.
BiggerNate91 over 6 years ago
SHE’S the one who, like, says weird stuff?
Charlie Tuba over 6 years ago
Oh my God! Barf out! Gag me with a spoon! Totally!
Is Dakota trying to be a Valley Girl?
InquireWithin over 6 years ago
Sometimes popularity must come at another’s expense, it seems. In order for you to be ‘in’, some other poor slob must be ‘out’. Apparently for Dakota, it is not enough that she be successful, others must fail.
rexvivat over 6 years ago
Yeah, that’s Shakespeare for “I’m a useless narcissistic fop who doesn’t realize he’s in a scene that’s being played for laughs, and at some point I’m going to intervene in a domestic disturbance and get stabbed”, as Tailsteak once pointed out. When you’re quoting, context matters.
Stickmaker over 6 years ago
“What’s so great about Shakespeare? His stuff’s just a bunch of quotes strung together.”
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 6 years ago
One mean-spirited, ignorant little witch!
reynard61 over 6 years ago
Well, Shakespeare wrote great fortune cookie material…
Teto85 Premium Member over 6 years ago
F*&k Dakota.
Aurora Griffin over 6 years ago
Well, Dakota’s being true to herself? I guess that Phoebe doesn’t appreciate that. XD
Colleen The Someone about 4 years ago
A fortune cookie can do anything better than you can do, Dakota.