How to get out of jury duty: During the selection process, raise your hand and and ask “Which one of them shifty eye’d characters is the guilty party?”
Owns stock in the local prison. (Was actually happening in Pennsylvania; judges were getting kickbacks from a juvenile detention center; pretty scary.)
electricshadow Premium Member over 6 years ago
The judge must have a side job as a butcher; his thumb is on the scales.
Iron Pounder over 6 years ago
How to get out of jury duty: During the selection process, raise your hand and and ask “Which one of them shifty eye’d characters is the guilty party?”
J Short over 6 years ago
Owns stock in the local prison. (Was actually happening in Pennsylvania; judges were getting kickbacks from a juvenile detention center; pretty scary.)
Alberta Oil over 6 years ago
Can’t be having a judge be judgmental.. On the other hand…. seems just fine for the president and Fox news to tell the jury how to think.
Linguist over 6 years ago
" Although he begged and pleaded,
The jury didn’t care.
They didn’t have a sofa,
So the offered him The Chair ! "
PO' DAWG over 6 years ago
We could use a Judge Roy Bean here in Chicago!
Neat '33 over 6 years ago
Herman’s a judge now? Oh c’mon for cryin’ out loud !!!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 6 years ago
My neighbor is named George Crooke. “How do you find on Crooke?”
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 6 years ago
They convened a fair and impartial court so they could fairly convict the guilty defendant
Jorge Nawrath over 6 years ago
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