Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 30, 2018

It’s bad enough when ads are ambiguous, but it’s even worse when they are amphibious…

When they say, “Name your poison!” here, they mean it.

“Watery” hole – not watering hole!

“Is that a gun in your pocket, or did you just detach your tail?”

I turned into a totally newt bar – but I got better!

Newtity isn’t all it’s made out to be.

I just newt this would happen!

Do any of them have a reptile dysfunction?

Are they good newts or bad newts?

“You think I’m too young? Well eft you”

Fake newts!

So, why are they wearing clothes?

They are wearing clothes because they haven’t been newtered yet…