Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 01, 2018

Uh, Satchel, an Alsatian is a German Shepherd. The same breed is also called a Police Dog in some circles.

Didn’t know Satchel was that passive-aggressive and power drunk to sucker punch Rob by splitting hairs like that. Alsatian Shepalute or American Alsatian is identical in looks to German Shepherds. Alsatian Shepalute has a little more Malamute mixed and are larger. Beautiful, calm companion dogs.

While Dutch Shepherds, Belgian Shepherd and Malinois are distinct close cousins that I can tell apart, I can’t see the difference between an Alsacian and a German Shepherd.

An expert could I guess. Good one Satch! (Bucky, I think France got it back with Lorraine after WWII.)

What kind of game show is this? I will stick with Wheel Of Fortune, thank you.

The difference between an Alsacian and a German Shepherd is about $10-$15 a month. When the insurance agent asks you if you have a dog, tell him you have alsacians instead of telling him about your two beautiful, friendly, but protective German Shepherds who would probably prevent anyone breaking into your house, requiring the insurance company to pay out for it.and your rates go down that much.

How does Bucky know that in 1871 France ceded Alsace to Germany?

Bucky’s answers reminded me of an old joke when I was young – how many gears does an Italian tank have? 5 , 1 forward and 4 reverse.

No Bucky, it’s not Germany that invaded everywhere, that would be Great Britain.

If this comic is going to start making sense, I am so outta here ;)

This proves that this game show wasn’t Bucky’s idea. Though I do wonder why he willingly participated in it?

Actually,France was happy to be rid of Alsace—they only put up a fight to save face.

I guessed Lorrainian.

Satch does a great Alex Trebek.

I would have said Belgian Malinois