Bad Machinery by John Allison for September 28, 2018

Now I understand why Camille treats Mimi badly and seems to me to be right. But after all that years she’s has to stop.

Huh. Mimi’s hair was pretty wild back in the day…

The other four nipples must not be very prominent or else they’d surely show up on Camille’s figure more…

…why am I pondering this?

“Everyone I told promised not to tell.”

Including you, apparently.

“Three people can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.” -Benjamin Franklin

Since this is Bad Machinery, we know this isn’t just an ordinary little idiosyncracy. What sort of creature is Camille? A lamia?

The results of gossip rears its ugly head!

“And now for something completely different…”

Even the cat is mocking Camille. The cat is in no position to point claws when it comes to having six nipples.

I have 3 nipples. One is vestigial. Since I’m male none are functional.

TMI, Willie, TMI.

OMG – I have to say it, so I also promise this will be all for awhile…

You shouldn’t tit about with nipples.