Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 12, 2018

do you have any idea, Poncho, how much it costs to obtain a zebra?

Poncho is channeling Larry the Croc.

Would you settle for horsemeat?

Surprised it isn’t picture of some sort of road kill.

People are getting just crazy enough that zebra dog food won’t be a joke for long.

Ten years ago, lamb was already getting “ordinary,” and you could buy kibble and canned food made of salmon, duck, or venison.

There were a few expensive varieties made of wild meats like beaver and kangaroo, for your poor little dog or cat who’s allergic to everything else.

But now there are places to get alligator, otter, coyote, emu and muskrat… dove, even iguana…

like this one:

https://www.exoticmeatmarkets.com/category-s/305.htm

I didn’t see zebra on the list…. but some shops in England do sell it for human consumption.

Here’s a mail order source…. don’t let Poncho see.

https://www.osgrow.com/products_results.php

Not sure it can be imported into the US, though….

and no, Poncho… I’m sure Carmen and Chaz aren’t moving to London just for you.

Well, it looks like the theory of the wishing bib has been dashed. You don’t get what’s on the bib. I have the same issue expecting waffles and getting cereal. I don’t have a waffle bib though.

I love that fat cheek arc — the universal comic symbol for a character chewing.

Close but no cigar Poncho!