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Save a boyfriend for a rainy day â and another, in case it doesnât rain. Mae West
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. Tim Allen
Whenever you have an ex, and theyâre like, âI hope we can still be friends!â and you werenât friends before you started dating, then what do you go back to, really? Ed Sheeran
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. Joe Rogan
The term âalpha femaleâ originated in my field of animal behavior, but has acquired new meaning. It refers to women who are in charge, for example, by flirting and dating on their own terms. It is also used maliciously for a loud-mouthed, controlling woman who has no patience with deviating opinions. Frans de Waal
I have this same âconversationâ repeatedly with a couple of my vague friends. Them âya wanna do something?â Me: âyes ⊠oh, did you mean with you?â
GROG Premium Member over 6 years ago
No one is.
AtariDragon over 6 years ago
âI never said I wanted to keep dating YOU, strange woman who has never appeared in this strip before.â
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 6 years ago
Itâs a trap! Donât answer her Eno!
the lost wizard over 6 years ago
For her you might need carbon dating.
well-i-never over 6 years ago
Sheâs got him there.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 6 years ago
She canât see beyond the end of her beak.
Yakety Sax over 6 years ago
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day â and another, in case it doesnât rain. Mae West
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. Tim Allen
Whenever you have an ex, and theyâre like, âI hope we can still be friends!â and you werenât friends before you started dating, then what do you go back to, really? Ed Sheeran
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. Joe Rogan
The term âalpha femaleâ originated in my field of animal behavior, but has acquired new meaning. It refers to women who are in charge, for example, by flirting and dating on their own terms. It is also used maliciously for a loud-mouthed, controlling woman who has no patience with deviating opinions. Frans de Waal
dwane.scoty1 over 6 years ago
âBut, one last question: Is that your nose or are you eating a Banana?â
WCraft over 6 years ago
Inescapable logic â but being a guy, you didnât close the door on him yet. Can you put it in simpler terms?
TazzTec over 6 years ago
I have this same âconversationâ repeatedly with a couple of my vague friends. Them âya wanna do something?â Me: âyes ⊠oh, did you mean with you?â