Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 28, 2018

One grammar Nazi shot down in flames! Die b*tch, DIE!

As Ralph is my witness, I read it as a toast first time.

I’ll drink, too. That.

That’s the disadvantage of living in a comic strip, though. People can look at your speech balloons and check your spelling.

the advantage though, is that in most cases comic strip characters never age

I want to know how and why the cartoonist felt his characters should be able to hear spellings.

I laughed! And I laughed again! Two funny!

Ralph, you’d drink to anything!