Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 14, 2018

Why? What’s wrong with “Will?”

If his name was Sam and hers was Ella it wouldn’t work out well either.

Also, his restaurant doesn’t include brunch.

Poor guy, he hocked all this possessions to get this place open too!

I want to open a little place called “Sam-n-Ella’s Cafe”

Out Of Business Bistro won’t work either.

Will spit-on breakfast, lunch, diner. Nice

When poach comes to shove.

I saw a restaurant yesterday named “Joe’s Grill Restaurant”. A bit redundant, I think.

Ptooie!

Don’t worry; it’s only a cartoon.

Or is that a spittoon?

Wil ye or will ye not. That is the question.

There are jokes floating around about a restaurant worker named Sal Monella.