Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 11, 2018

“Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,

“And if even one gets wasted, God gets quite irate.”

For a spiritual being, God spends a lot of time condemning the physical.

And our newest Supreme Court justice, the ‘Honorable’ Brett Kavanaugh, equates birth control with abortion.

Kavanaugh was feeding the homeless yesterday. He wants to see the people he will be screwing royal for the next several decades.

I think there has been a big misunderstanding. Free will means that it is…Mans fault.

Hungry? Eat your dogma.

Gotta pick your battles!

What if the ‘Little Ones’ were actually located inside a teenage boy’s old sock? Holey, or holy hosiery? Or… well, a lot of other possible places I can imagine (but won’t, if you don’t mind).

In this era of comic strip crossovers and mashups, wouldn’t you love to see God-man walk into a bar with God of “Zippy” fame?

“It?” God-man. Created in our image.

In the meantime menstruation will become a murder rap

Gotta love the bad puns.

Seems like being omnipotent would reduce the degree of difficulty of just about anything.

“Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, / When a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate…”