Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 21, 2018

P1, A rugby scrum breaks out.

P2, When did Mike Filion become such a prolific passer? Last year his one redeeming quality was his speed.

P3, “Weibe tied,” shouts a drunken Marty offending yet another minority population.

P1 The Ref is huge

In all reality , who will kick the extra point or does Gil have to go for a 2 point conversion ?

Two years ago, Heather Burns was the 150lb. 3rd string TE. Jason Weibe was a mere freshman. With a steely jaw and grim Forrest Gumption, Jason has developed into a key cog of the Mudlark offensive sprocket. Even after taking a hard hit from a defender, Weibe may wobble, but he won’t fall down.

P1 – Ref: “Now now, don’t fight, plenty to go around for all of you!”

Wow, this has to be the longest stretch of strips related to one game since the championship game a few years ago. Which means a few two-panel games will round out the season. So what’s the verdict, win or loss? Assuming they tie it up with the extra point, but we still got a quarter to go. Time for another punt screw up?

GO FOR 2! Philly Special!

Who is Jason Weibe? Gil didn’t go through the lineup with Marjie this year.

Hey, where was the bonfire? We used to always have a bonfire!

In all reality , Milford forfeited it’s first two games and the Valley Conference Commissioner banned Milford from having bonfires. It might be noted that the Valley Conference Commissioner’s son was one of the Jr Golfers Gil outed for cheating.

Marty cuts away for a commercial saying with that quick strike for a score ,it’s time for me to light up a Lucky Strike ,a proud supporter of Milford’s athletics, in all reality .