Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 20, 2018

So How do you get rid of Linus’s stupidity lucy

Careful Lucy, or turkey salmon will get you.

And no, I do not believe their real nor did I just now make them up. I did make them up in high school Bio2. It was part of the curriculum for my class that year. We had to take everything we’d learned during the year and use it to create a fictional creature it’s habitat, it’s biology, and it’s diet. Included in the diet we had to create at least one fictional food so. Got an A+ and my teacher told me I oughta write children’s books. Maybe I should have taken him up on that.

Shouldn’t we be into the Great Pumpkin by now??

Linus is sure letting his thinking on gully cats get entrenched in his brain.

How about Gully Bull?

Perhaps gully dogs will be able to defeat gully cats.

No, Linus, the Gully Cat is an endangered species.

I think I married Lucy. She gives it to you straight!

The Gully Cats sounds like the name of a punk rock band.

He is starting to believe his own nonsense.

Fortunately for Linus, he is too obsessed with his own made-up creatures to even notice that he’s being insulted for making them up

I’d rather run into a Gully Cat than a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple People-Eater…

with great pumpkins?

I’m constantly surrounded by stupidity.

Wow, Lucy.

Obviously you guys are all living next to gullies that have been filled in and thus have never seen a gully cat. Ask an old indian.. they know

If you filled in all the gullies, then you’d have to worry about the queen snakes…

Fill in all the gullies and new ones will be carved with every down pour during the raining season.

Gully cats, thorn hopper mice, glowing ribbon sand snakes such bizarre creatures in Linus’ land.

By gully..