La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for September 20, 2018

Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke (was he named after Robert Francis Kennedy?) was BORN IN TEXAS, in El Paso, in the same congressional district he currently represents in the House of Representatives. And no, he did not invent the nickname “Beto” to sound Latino. It was his nickname all his life. He has pix from PRESCHOOL wearing shirts with the name BETO on them.

Eduardo Rafael “Ted” Cruz was born in Canada to a Cuban ex-pat. Someone named Eduardo Rafael who goes by “Ted” can hardly whine about anyone not using their birth name.

Beto O’Rourke is the REAL TEXAN.

What about George P. Bush, the half-Mexican (mother’s side) grandson of George H. W. Bush and nephew of George W. Bush?

Yes, no one who knows him, likes him. He hasn’t been in DC to vote except for big things he can get tv coverage for, and he just looks like he only has teeth that were painted on. You know, like a smilng, toothless old creepy guy with roaming hands

Raphael Eduardo Cruz should have his Latino card revoked because he is so smarmy looking — and smarmy acting.

And because his father assassinated JFK.

Cruz let Trump make fun of his wife, then campaigned for that SOB, and now he wants Trump’s endorsement. He has even less honor than the Whining Cheeto.

“This way to the revoking stone” made this comic! Well done Lalo!

Ahahahahahaha! Good one Lalo!! If I weren’t such a cheapskate I’d buy a copy!!!!

That’s a good likeness of Ted Cruz! Everybody hates Ted!

don’t use the obsidian knife, use a spoon

“Are you threatening me?” The Great Cornholio

So, am I considered Hispanic? My dad is Mexican, and my mom was polish, so I’m wondering…