Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 18, 2018

I’ll try to remember that the next time I watch a horror movie with creepy ghost children.

don’t push your luck there, Phoebe

What a laugh!

“With pun, you get eyeroll.”

It’s like a regular eyeroll, but sparklier.

I seem to recall a Peanuts cartoon about the sound of children’s laughter.

And of course it becomes considerably less delightful when it’s the middle of the night…and you live alone in an old house.

While we can’t hear it, that looks like the most artificial children’s laughter in the world

You need to tune your laughter.

Uh… why would a unicorn need eyeglasses? Is it because writing is magical and needs magical specs to read? 8 }

I’m really glad I couldn’t hear that.

Rollin rollin rollin, keep them eyeballs rollin….

I remember Magic Eye images, but…