Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 21, 2018

Reminds me of that one joke in Billy and Mandy.

“You understood all that?”

“No. But I’m good at reading subtitles backwards.”

You can tell when someone can’t understand themselves because they start using logic reminiscent of flat-earthers.

So many movie quotes to say in unicornese! If I had to choose, I’d pick “Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get!”

Well, I hope Phoebe learned a valuable lesson. Just say “Neigh” to magic tomes.

The dialogues are getting ever more uni-corny.

Wow, what a compact language!

I wonder if she has an accent?

I’m looking forward to when she has school!

As someone who’s hard of hearing and pretty much dependent on closed captioning, I wish the world worked this way.

I guess Marigold is rusty on her ancient unicornese if she had to do a translation spell?

Neighsayers!

Translation" “My hovercraft is full of eels.”

Well, i wasn’t that far of, but truthfully there weren’t that much options. :XD

So Phoebe not only speaks uniconese, but ancient such. Would that compare to latin to italian nowadays? Would she be considered scholastic being able to speak this?About the last sentence… Well, stealing is the highest form of flattery i read once. :XD

But-but-but that was horse, Equusian to be exact. Not Unicornese. Unless they claim they taught the horses that language. But where do the Houyhnhnm fit in this scenario?A Houyhnhnm only they can shape-shift a bit since in their true form they walk on two legs, and have hands. (They can hide their form to resemble their brothers the horse. Remember Mr. Ed? He was Houyhnhnm. Fooled everyone.)

AWESOME 4TH WALL BREAK!

Even Marigold generally doesn’t know, or doesn’t let on if she does know, that she’s a character in a comic strip.

I love how literal dana is