The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 24, 2018

That suggest a new way to combat shoplifting.

I’m guessing you’re mad because you are tired of getting caught on camera so often!

#UHF

I’ll bet they network together,

Is it a good idea to have a Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting room without a lock on the door?

“We’re not gonna take it…” (A 1980’s Twisted Sister song)

Dee Snyder is the meetings chairperson!

Their Eighth Step is “Became willing to make amends to The Mall.”

A.K.A What’s yours is mine.

Good enough. But after the last meeting, someone stole all the chairs.

If only…

It’s hard to make a klepto joke. They always take things literally…

Meeting cancelled. Someone stole the chairs.

It actually took me 2 seconds to get it. Monday, sigh

O.K. Howard Beale, we hear ya!

Made me wonder if Dee Snider is a recovering kleptomaniac.

We take umbrage!