Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 25, 2018

Leopold simultaneously has a rat on his head, and a Bea in his bonnet.

That’s it, Beatrice… lead up to the topic in a slow and non-confrontational way. :)

She’d make a nice snack, Leopold.

Once he becomes enamored with you, Beatrice, you’ll begin to criticize him over little things he’s fine with. He knows that. Thus his wisdom of rejecting you.

Is Beatrice morphing into Lucy van Pelt

Ah! So glad Rat is back! I like him more than the chicken. Waiting for them to have a fight over Leopold and Beatrice winning over.

I love the flower rat! Vermin in her hair, vermin everywhere!

If Leo and CLG did eventually get married, I am not envisioning any flowers, maybe dead flowers and some poison ivy, and Travis as the ring bearer. Owen could sing a haunting aria accompanied by a cat-in-heat pipe organ. A blubbering Gary could walk Beatrice down the aisle. Who would the wedding band be? Maybe a punk rock zombie band doing a cover of Highway to Hell.

The poor girl has bags under her eyes.

Now, Leopold! Is that any way to treat your Beloved? (You just don’t realize it yet.) I’ll bet Lab Rat would enjoy being petted by the Creepy Little Girl, Beatrice, your future wife….