Pickles by Brian Crane for October 28, 2018

elderly have got to keep their blood sugar up a bit

That is why I don’t buy Halloween candy in September. It won’t last until Halloween.

Get even more November 1.

It doesn’t feel like Halloween. It was just a two weeks ago it was as hot and damp as August. Next thing they’ll be foisting that darn Standard time stuff on us again. I think we might have had 7-8 days it was decent over the summer. I’m just not ready for winter already.

Today is the Trick or Treat day in the township where I reside. Can hardly wait to see this years batch of costumes ! ……….and give away the candy ! :-)

You could get circus peanuts. In a sane household, that would remove any temptation to dip into the stash.

67 fun size. Isn’t that like 10 ‘old size’ bars?

I bet Earl ate most of them.

Which is why we don’t buy candy anymore. We did our part when our kids were little.

Gunther has little bags of baby carrots I’m sure he’d be glad to share

YETHSIR ! Back in the day the Mars Bars ’n Milk Duds never made it to the front door in our house !

I LOVE THEM!! I will eat them until my teeth hurt!

won’t work….. I love circus peanuts, I buy a bag or two every week.

I just love candy corn. I seem to be in a minority.

Hell, just turn out the lights and don’t answer the door.

“Fun Size” has no taste.

What’s so ‘fun’ about those tiny candy bars?

Shades of Reality check, great gag tho’!