Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for October 12, 2018

‘When you’re old and grey…you’ll find this scent okay’ ..When you’re young and flirty,…you’ll find it quirkey.

“Midnight at the Midden”

“Eau de Phew”!

A scent to make other scents smell better?

I can see how it would be difficult to market a product you do not like.

Perfect for the bathroom with a crescent moon cut out of the door.

When you have the midnight runs don’t forget “Fresh Moonlight”

Sounds like there’s nothing fresh about “fresh moonlight”.

A crone and a honeydew layIn various states of decayThe garden defiled,they brought forth a childAndThat’s what you smell when you spray

If the air you leave makes you lightheaded, use Fresh Moonlight to bring you back to the heat of the night

Taking a poo in the middle of the night?

Mask the smell with Fresh Moonlight.

“If certain odors seem downbeat, ‘Fresh Moonlight’ will make you hover over the seat”

Auntie Edna!!!