I always said that I would spill state secrets if somebody started playing Kenny G. (The other technique guaranteed to work: Tie me up and re-fold one of those old gas station road maps incorrectly just out of my reach. I will tell everything.)
Unfortunately, it appears that, while the muzak did indeed reduce the drug dealer population, it lead to an over abundance of yuppies which created gentrification.
BE THIS GUY over 6 years ago
That explains the drop in the birth rate in the 1970’s.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 6 years ago
Nah, they always reproduce.
alaskajohn1 over 6 years ago
And that would be bad, How?
Argythree over 6 years ago
And Mike loses his hearing…
DennisinSeattle over 6 years ago
And why isn’t Zonk scurrying too?
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 6 years ago
Zonker and Mike were in college when these were popular.
Paul Gundlach Premium Member over 6 years ago
I always said that I would spill state secrets if somebody started playing Kenny G. (The other technique guaranteed to work: Tie me up and re-fold one of those old gas station road maps incorrectly just out of my reach. I will tell everything.)
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 6 years ago
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Unfortunately, it appears that, while the muzak did indeed reduce the drug dealer population, it lead to an over abundance of yuppies which created gentrification.
gantech over 6 years ago
Sonic devices?? Is Mike Gallifreyan?
JohnHouck over 6 years ago
Feelings
https://youtu.be/XnhoIf8dDVE
dennisodoyle over 6 years ago
Democrats very rarely take the high road. The Clintons are ample proof of that.
Scoutmaster77 over 6 years ago
It worked on Noriega. ;- )
johnec over 6 years ago
Muzak is only repellent to non-white dealers of a younger generation.
Therefore this comic is utterly and unrepentantly racist!
For Shame, Gary!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 6 years ago
End the some drug war and they will have big problems. So will all those police services addicted to all that money and power.
clayface9 over 6 years ago
Muzak versions of songs don’t have vocals.
LeonStauffer over 6 years ago
“Mike, you’ll sterilize them!” It could be argued that this is not necessarily a bad thing.