“Innocent sleep. Sleep that soothes away all our worries. Sleep that puts each day to rest. Sleep that relieves the weary laborer and heals hurt minds. Sleep, the main course in life’s feast, and the most nourishing.” —Shakespeare (Modern Text) Macbeth
BE THIS GUY over 6 years ago
Pig should do a paper on his theory and submit it for peer review.
santa72404 over 6 years ago
I guess I was better at math then I thought I was … ZZZZZZZZZ!
Adiraiju over 6 years ago
“…PIG WAKE UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!”
DennisinSeattle over 6 years ago
It’s a pig in a blanket!
knight1192a over 6 years ago
Obviously he’s never had nightmares or had the house shift so he can’t get out of the bedroom.
sirbadger over 6 years ago
The stock market can crash while you’re asleep.
SomeOtherGocomicsGuy over 6 years ago
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
kaffekup over 6 years ago
How much of my income is derived while I’m asleep? 0%.
Riiing!
chris_weaver over 6 years ago
Don’t want to hate yourself in the morning? Sleep ’til noon!
enigmamz over 6 years ago
Analytics take over one more part of the world.
the lost wizard over 6 years ago
If this is true, then please explain that wet bed in the morning.
Breadboard over 6 years ago
Ok so you are asleep soooo no ED :-)
mjb515 over 6 years ago
If you try to hide from your problems they will eventually come to find you.
dwane.scoty1 over 6 years ago
How about Sleep Apnea, snoring & nightmares?
derdave969 over 6 years ago
Ignoring that nasty rash are we, Pig.
Radish... over 6 years ago
Its because Pig slept through his life that we are in this mess.
aerotica69 over 6 years ago
I wish I had known this before I got dressed and drove to the office today!
ChristineMurphy over 6 years ago
But I angst over problems when I’m in bed, too busy dealing with them when I’m out.
SusieB over 6 years ago
Not necessarily true….
TrudyQ Premium Member over 6 years ago
Good thinking
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 6 years ago
Next time I visit Pig and Rat I’ll remember to bring my chess set!
wirepunchr over 6 years ago
Figures never lie but liers figure! ;-}
tripwire45 over 6 years ago
I wish I could stay in bed this morning.
david_42 over 6 years ago
Obviously, has no problem sleeping. Must be nice.
Brain Pudding over 6 years ago
Ignoring reality when you sleep does not,change reality. Reality will always catch up to you , whether you ignore it or not.
Ermine Notyours over 6 years ago
Watch: Pig will die in his sleep.
Squoop over 6 years ago
Steven Wright: “Did you sleep well?” “No, I made a couple of mistakes.”
willie_mctell over 6 years ago
Pig doesn’t have insomnia or kittens.
Chris Sherlock over 6 years ago
Good to know someone besides me has noticed that.
Fontessa over 6 years ago
Amen, Brother. Bed or bathtub is the best place to mind your own business.
Cornelius Noodleman over 6 years ago
I’m going to stay in bed till the cows come home (moo) I guess it’s time to get up.
cdgar over 6 years ago
Pig should use Trump to lab-test Pig’s theory.
Kind&Kinder over 6 years ago
“Innocent sleep. Sleep that soothes away all our worries. Sleep that puts each day to rest. Sleep that relieves the weary laborer and heals hurt minds. Sleep, the main course in life’s feast, and the most nourishing.” —Shakespeare (Modern Text) Macbeth
askaMoose over 6 years ago
This strip is getting to be very boring without the Crocs!
PBS1! almost 5 years ago
This just gets more and more satirical