Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 26, 2018

“I wouldn’t lie to you if you didn’t ask me tough questions.”

It was Hobbes somehow.

Don’t try to lie, to your own mother!!

Do we even want to know what “mess” it is?

Maybe so, Calvin, but you still take the fall and get sent to your room.

this is one draw back for being an only child, Calvin

Her lower jaw is growing which could be caused by too much growth hormone.

New twist on an old saying.

I didn’t know Calvin came from Venus! Explains allot …

Wow! That was so good, Calvin, I’m surprised she didn’t buy it! (sarcasm)

If Calvin was in Family Circus, he could say “Not Me.”

Mom: I remember when you were born Calvin, Venus was Retrograde, so it was some horrible little Venusian. You!

Not Venusian, Gallirfeyan

How do you pronounce “Venusian?”

He might not have been a Venusian anyway. Probably a renegade Martian.

So why doesn’t she make him clean it up?

Now why doesn’t Calvin dive down into that black hole in the middle of his rug and escape to another universe?

“a Venusian! Yeah…..yeah..uh that’s the ticket!”

It could be true. You can’t proof it isn’t.

“For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)”

Was his name Galaxoid or Nebular, by any chance?

I hate when my mom asks a question like that WHEN SHE ALREADY KNOWS THE ANSWER.

The worst part of being an only child – not having someone else to plausibly blame something on!

It was the Great Gazoo (let’s see how many people remember that one)

That’s right Calvin. Also they don’t fool easy.

“How would you know he was from Venus?”

Is that a Frank Zappa reference?

Ironically, the InSight Mars lander spacecraft touched down there t’day..

Ven-oo-shian. Venereal but then that is where we get venereal disease from so they changed it for “sensitive brains”.