Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 25, 2018

Nah, Marty just realized that his feet smell and his nose runs and came to the logical conclusion that he is built up side down.

Hazel, on the other hand, has come to the conclusion that Marty is an idiot.

Let’s hope that he finished cleaning up after the dog before the headstand.

Good headstand, Marty! Your loving Martha is in the window, checking on you.

I know you went out to hook up the sprinkler. But then you got an uncontrollable urge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=6gi4Cn5i_Xs

Scooter’s thinking of going over and start licking his face.

I would have EVERYTHING falling out of my pockets!

Faced with the question, "Does the ring screw onto the hose, or does the hose screw into the ring? " Marty decided he needed a new perspective on the matter.

I was thinking Scooter is going to go over and do something other than licking his face.

With me, it’s usually not my brain misdirecting me….

it’s my sudden lack of connection therewith.

My brain will be looking on, much like Hazel/Martha (you guys can duke it out) at the window….

thinking "what the ¿@&%?! is she doing now?? "

Pansy is just hoping for some Milk Bone fallout…but those pants seem remarkably closed-mouthed.

Marty knows she’s watching.

He later decided that there were easier ways to sneak in a quick nap.

Wait… That’s our house.

And this is why it takes me forever to clean the garage.

Righty tighty, Lefty loosey. Right side up, or not, it still works.

Good morning Sheriff and Mudd.

About 23 hours ago Mudd said,Good morning,Happy x3 and all Ballard Street,poster/reader[s],too,also. Peace.

Marty’s brain needs a tune-up…

It’s very confusing when the ADD and the OCD kick in at the same time.

Perhaps a nice nap.

This is why Marty has so many unfinished projects.

Marty thinks he’s playing hide-and-seek with the dog. His wife thinks she needs to hide and seek help for Marty.

A bit late today.. but darn Mart’s got talent.