That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 15, 2018

“Honey, I don’t know what you intend to do with that knife, but remember last week we were talking about having kids.

“When you asked if that dress makes your butt look big, I didn’t know it was a trick question!”

“Ok, ok, I’ll light the chandelier. But do you know how much candles cost these days?”

“No, we don’t need to test my new armour right now!”

Honey, I know it’s my turn to take out the trash. But do you have to say it in front of the guys?

Stop! In the name of love, before you break my heart.

Uh, Lady Macbeth, this is not what they mean by “Taking a stab at politics.”

“She’s got a sword!”“You idiots! We’ve all got swords!”

The chain mail shorts was freezing your favorite toys off.

Al Franken

When it’s the third time she has gotten up to tell them to lower the volume on the Sunday night game.

Takes 5 armored men to confront one angry woman.

Painting of Lorraine Bobbet’s great, great, ever-so-great grandmother !

Anna Dorota Chrzanowska in the Castle at Trembowla: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:L%C3%B6ffler-Anna_Dorota_Chrzanowska_na_zamku_w_Trembowli.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly A1 paper size painting.

 

http://www.pinakoteka.zascianek.pl/Loeffler/Loeffler_bio.htm 

https://desa.pl/pl/authors/754/leopold-loeffler 

http://dzielautracone.gov.pl/en/news/114-the-loveliest-bow-in-polish-painting-delights-once-again-at-the-silesian-museum-in-katowice 

all have info about this artist (the first 2 in Polish, again, Chrome can automatically translate – Bing may do better in this case), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.

 

Again, a slightly larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2060 (October 14, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

No, wait, I don’t know what you’ve heard, but I’ve got an air tight alibi. Don’t I men?

but, broom Hilda all I asked is one night a week with the boys. i’am not gay, really.

“..and yet, she persisted.”

The story goes that she threatened suicide if they surrendered to the Turks. I guess the second sword was in case the first one missed.

She always seemed to be at her worst when she was sleep walking.

The story behind this painting is of one gutsy woman. “Captain Chrzanowski decided to surrender. His wife disagreed with this decision, and threatened to commit suicide if her husband proceeded with the planned surrender, thereby stiffening his spine and creating an atmosphere for defending the castle.“ See https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Trembowla.

“Okay! Okay! Your mother can come for a visit. But this time she has to bring her own chamberpot!”