Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for October 30, 2018

I can’t wait to hear what she brings.

Beware of “interesting” too, Mitty

Generally, yes. Or something even worse. Poor Mitty.

You’ll just have to wait and see, Mittens.

You are bound say the costume is hideous, regardless. Tough, fancy cats have to maintain their tough fanciness, but you will look adorable.

I love the lion costumes on kitties. SO tough.

On dogs… well that is just silly.

This would TOTALLY rock.

https://kotaku.com/japan-creates-samurai-armor-for-cats-and-dogs-1795874185

#orforembarrasing

Does it involve brightly colored feathers?

Um, usually, yes.

I only have one of my cats (Barnaby – avatar) and one of my dogs (Cody) with me this Halloween, so most of my crew will get to avoid the annual “Why did momma do this to us?” parade (they’re with their Gramamma two states away, and she doesn’t play dress up like momma does)

So Cody is going to be Chewbacca and Barnaby is going to be an Ewok. They’ll hate me for about 5 minutes while I get pictures, and then the costumes will come off and they’ll get treats and all will be….not forgiven or forgotten, but let’s be honest – treats are a salve for most wounds to one’s pride.