Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for December 15, 2018

Oh, I imagine something will come along to nudge him into the holiday spirit any day now. ✨

I’ll call it – Desk Sergeant Frank Nelson.

Why the ticket? I don’t see a meter, a handicapped sign, or a fireplug.

“In the morning the parking tickets were just like flags stuck on my windscreen. I said, hey you, get off of my cloud!”

Well, Skeez, why did you park illegally?

And just mail it in or pay on line.

You mean the family still lets Skeezix at 97 STILL drive?

Why not? There is a man @ the Senior center who turned 100 in July who still drives. Another man who is 94 only uses a cane & he still drives. There are quite a few people @ the assisted living facility who are in their 80"s who still drive. Get used to it, we are living longer!!

I just noticed the name of the tux rental place.

For my son, received a great Christmas present, he was driving to work a low paying job, hit his breaks, rear-ended an SUV, his car had front damage, the other driver could not tell for damage, and the nice officer gave our son a break no ticket. Our son’s car liability only received the worst damage.

And after such a nice time at the Old Comics’ Home, too.

You’re right in that the panel makes no sense; however, Scancarelli would no doubt explain that poetic license permits him to use the car to block the fire hydrant.

I can only imagine who the clerk at city hall will be

Go to city hall? Who does that? You just mail it in.