Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 02, 2018

When things are crucially important, it doesn’t matter if you take a long time to say what they are.

whereas unicorns, Marigold, have such oddly long names for such simple things

Efficiency, Marigold! Efficiency!

We say shorter words cuz it saves time, like when I call eggnog just nog.

This seems super cute.

Those who were concerned, need be concerned no longer. It is hereby stated Phoebe drink cocoa instead of coffee.

I’m quite found of the occasional mocha myself.

:)

I find this cartoon: stonishing, astounding, fabulous, fantastic, fantastical, incredible, marvelous, miraculous, phenomenal, prodigious, stupendous, unbelievable, wonderful, and wondrous.

Coffee.

In real life, Phoebe, if it is cold put on a hat.

To unicorns, whose communication is more akin to lyrical poetry, human languages may be like Newspeak in “Nineteen Eighty-Four” (whose words were deliberately made very short for ease of speaking them, and so that the mind didn’t linger over them and possibly realize the oxymoronic nature of many of their meanings).

I was going to say Phoebe looks Great with that long hair…. but on second look I noticed it was her coat.

sooo coooold