Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 09, 2018

Ralphie should have tried this in A Christmas Story.

you know, Lio, patience is a virtue

Santa can blame his fart on Lio.

Apparently Lio doesn’t understand how the Naughty List works.

Clearly one thing he won’t ask for is a conscience.

I am kinda digging this kid :)

Good thinking, Lio.

Seeing yesterday’s strip, Mark should have reversed the order….doing this one first then yesterday’s today!

Patience is a virtue. Have it if you can. Seldom in a woman. Never in a man.

…there was supposed to be a “(giggle)” after that! Blasted spell-check!!!

Bravo, Lio! That’s what you call a “go getter”!

A black Santa? Megyn Kelly will not approve!

To judge from the size of the radiation inspector, it must be one of Santa’s elves—which you would think would make the other kids suspicious!

I wonder if I could do this with every line.

He must have heard about Santa’s beard lice from Kevin in Cul-de-Sac…

Lio just extended Halloween. It’s not his fault the other kids assumed the worst.

Well played, Lio.

Are you going to ask for a new Geiger counter this year?

Can’t fool me! I knew it was Lio. Those other kids fell for his scheme totally!

Santa will tell Lio “It will shoot your eye out” no matter what Lio asks for, considering what Lio usually likes to play with.

A Santa Claus I can relate to

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