Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 15, 2018

He’s just hungry.

Oh, sell it to him! Better for the environment.

The Zoroastrians use what’s called a “Tower of Silence” for their funerals. Free access for the vultures.

“Speak for yourself, bud.”

Who gave him the paddle?

He just wants “dibs”

Boxed lunch?

That’s just wrong. It made be blow a mouthful of coffee out my nose.

Of course not, it’s a to-go meal.

Too funny!

Waste not, want not.

‘S not like heirs weren’t circling like vultures.

Tell that to the guy over there with the scythe.

It’s ecologically sound. Circle of life. I’m dead. Don’t care if I’m cremated, buried, or left to rot somewhere.

Some things just taste better as leftovers.

Ping Pong tournament going on in the lobby – of course.

Best comic of the day!

Now that’s funny!

Is he from the pole on Little Dog, Lost ?

Made me LOL, seriously!

“Oh, you’re a bird of prey? Carrion, then.”

I notice the wreath says DIP, rather than RIP.

“It’s not a buffet, either.”

“Then why is there a sneeze guard?”