Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for November 06, 2018

And thus both tropes are satisfied.

Well played indeed.

He’s dead, Jim (snicker).

No, the Stormtrooper would not miss. Stormtroopers only miss primary characters and heroes. They are downright deadly to background characters and extras.

I realized a while back that babies in snugglies are practicing for high school.

“Whatchya doin’?”

“Just hangin’ out.”

There used to be a website called “Grudge Match” (no relation to the movie of that title) on which they’d come up with battles where fans would vote on the outcome. “White-Armored Stormtroopers vs. Red-shirted Ensigns” was one of the battles.

There would be a great explosion due to crossing the “Trek” stream with the “Star Wars” stream. NEVER cross the streams.

Considering the ammount of redshirts going on missions compared to the other colours and the ammount of redshirts who made it back from the missions compared to the other colours again you are better off as a redshirt.

Dammit Jim! I’m a doctor, not a storm trooper!

I’m glad to see that Ray has hair like her mother’s instead of like her father’s!

Redshirts – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redshirts_(novel)

I laughed so hard that I nearly died of heart attack.

If the red shirt was Scotty the storm troopers would be dead.

Best one ever.