Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 16, 2018

And also because Santa’s cheeks are red.

But baby, it’s cold outside.

Whatever it takes to make it glow. You can’t see at night without some light.

After he’s seen Santa in a onesie, do you blame him?

You bucked up big time, Rudolph.

Is Santa wearing Grinch slippers?

Hey, the nights are long up there at the North Pole. You got to do something with your time.

Why is the window open?

Think Rudolph deserves it!

This is how he gets blitzed? i had no ideer.

I’m NOT drinking MERLOT!!!!!!

Getting lit.

Any port in storm.

Who would have thunk that Rudolph was related to Sen. Belfry (from Shoe) and Sen. Kennedy?

But why does it glow?!