Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 23, 2018

well, more beer for Andy

Jack should’ve known that’s not what Flo meant, but he sold him the beer anyway. There’s complicity all round.

@Number Three Typical of our Hero Mr Andrew Capp to pretend that poor long suffering Flo meant a crate of beer as takeaway and not a pizza , fish and chips or something edible , man can’t live on beer alone :o) , in my avatar can’t be too gifted if he is pushing a door marked pull is he? , it’s finally Friday again , our fav day , yesterday you by mistake said that you were going to donate a bone marrow sample , it hurts a lot because they usually take it from the sternum which is situated in the middle of the chest connecting the ribs , whenever I had to assist in this procedure it always set my teeth on edge , hope you have a nice day , we will because we don’t have any errands to run and this evening we are having my favourte meal , sausages , cole slaw and potato salad , take care and BCNU

But you can recycle this. And it has plenty of calories too.

If you want something done right, do it yourself.

Flo burned the dinner again!

Who did Andy mooch the money from?

not a takeaway how about sloshed away flo?.

BUT, it is what Andy HEARD!

Beer is good for the diet!

Don’t believe me?

It has ZERO cholesterol…

Believe it or not, I have never ordered a takeaway. Not from any local Chinese or Indian takeaways at least.

xxx

@Afficionado

I’m th same way with “Push” and “Pull” doors. My brain makes me do the opposite.

Just goes to show how unintelligent I am. Haha.

You’re right, I’m not donating bone marrow. I really don’t fancy a whacking great needle injected in my thigh bone or wherever. I still have mini anxiety attacks when the blood donor needle is about to go into my vein.

As you know, I’m attending a Christmas Party next Sunday at the bingo hall. You don’t need to worry about me drinking too much. I’m not Andy Capp. I won’t be drinking at all. Nothing alcoholic anyway.

Does Connie ever go to bingo?

C’mon Flo. We all seen this coming. You didn’t?

You would think Flo would know better by now.

Taking the day off from work today. Staying away from the horrors of Black Friday.

Those beer bottles are probably heavy. Andy’s “bad back” must be better.