Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 01, 2018

She has twigs in all the right places.

Who knew that evergreens would fall for the deciduous type?

He’s just trying to do something about his softwood…

It’s not that he doesn’t love his wife….

He does…. but she never takes her top off.

He doesn’t pine fir a young sapling…. or even give a fig about barking up the wrong tree.

He just wants to look at some bare wood…

“Um, I was googling a poplar website and this popped up.”

And here he said he was turning over a new leaf!

If you like it so much, put another ring on it.

This just conifirms what she’s always suspected.

She’s got junk in her trunk, and some shapely limbs.

I want it keep it PG so I can’t comment on what he’s sprouting.

Yeah, sway them branches, baby!

Did he Fall for that again?

I know how she feels. She can never live up to that image.

He’s gotten into another pine mess.

Don’t judge – it could help spice up the marriage.

He fir-got she was still up.

Treeporn. I’ve never seen so many punny comments on a cartoon before. Kudos to all the comments and commenters. And special accolades to Mark Parisi! Top Marks!

An arborist who’s into L&M — that’s leaves and mulch, for you non-LGBT readers (Lumber Goods and Biproducts of Trees).

Arboreal Miscegnation!!! Call the Vice Squad!!!! 8^)

Tree porn-“leaves” little to your imagination

GASP! What kind of smut is THIS?!?!? I thought this was a family comic! And now it has PORN?!?!?

Some times trees just need to get their wood off