Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 10, 2018

I think alice has a great way to deal with this and so has dad!

Poor Kevin. Buckethead. His poor parents, and whoever took him to see that Santa.

And somebody at the Mall has to feel some heat too. Whoever hired Santa Crawl, and whoever was supposed to be “supervising” him and allowed him to work in that condition.

Maybe Petey can construct an Xmas Diorama featuring Santa Lice!

Lord – no WONDER she has a glass of wine*

Found a port for the Port!

A friend once said ‘Be thankful for what you don’t have --and don’t want.’ Never had lice, bedbugs, and all that creepy, yucky stuff. Don’t want, even if it is “magic”.

And, after all of this, they may not have come from Kevin, after all.

I remember as a teacher checking all the heads for lice. It was an annual (sometimes more often!) event.

ALL pre-schools have head lice… (and all manner of illnesses and afflictions- kids are filthy little beasts, walking disease vectors.) Some things are inescapable.

Well no, they don’t put it in the brochure because not everyone believes, but if you quietly ask….

I’d be looking for a new Santa.

Yeah….thing is, the information she’s gonna get by the time she hits college isn’t gonna be much better.

No magic Santa lice, but you can get crabs at Long John Silvers…

Xmas Magic Santa’s Cooties.

“Magic Santa Lice!” —the new, popular “in” phrase of the season!

It does wonders for a pre-school!

She has gotten into the wine-smart move.