The Big Guy has a four-finger hand!
And put some clothes on, for Pete’s sake!
Do Not try this at home!
On the 8th day God created my Nuclear Coffee
World’s shortest poem entitled “Fleas”
Adam
Had’em
Well, you’re God, right? You knew we’d forget. And you knew you’d yell at us for that. Right?
Why does God need coffee?
There’s a little love in every cup.
For He is an Angry and Jealous God – without His caffeine fix!
Seems to me it would only take a small miracle for Him to make the original instant coffee.
Can’t be going forth and multiplying all night.. and.. be fit to make coffee in the morning.. Make up your mind as to what you want.. sheesh.
Now this is one Bible story I can believe!
What does GİT mean? In Turkish it means “go away”
Nachikethass over 6 years ago
The Big Guy has a four-finger hand!
over 6 years ago
And put some clothes on, for Pete’s sake!
ptnjbrown over 6 years ago
Do Not try this at home!
Doctor Toon over 6 years ago
On the 8th day God created my Nuclear Coffee
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 6 years ago
World’s shortest poem entitled “Fleas”
Adam
Had’em
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member over 6 years ago
Well, you’re God, right? You knew we’d forget. And you knew you’d yell at us for that. Right?
Bex Premium Member over 6 years ago
Why does God need coffee?
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 6 years ago
There’s a little love in every cup.
chris_weaver over 6 years ago
For He is an Angry and Jealous God – without His caffeine fix!
gammaguy over 6 years ago
Seems to me it would only take a small miracle for Him to make the original instant coffee.
Alberta Oil over 6 years ago
Can’t be going forth and multiplying all night.. and.. be fit to make coffee in the morning.. Make up your mind as to what you want.. sheesh.
Perkycat over 6 years ago
Now this is one Bible story I can believe!
noktar Premium Member over 6 years ago
What does GİT mean? In Turkish it means “go away”