Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 26, 2018

The Big Guy has a four-finger hand!

And put some clothes on, for Pete’s sake!

Do Not try this at home!

On the 8th day God created my Nuclear Coffee

World’s shortest poem entitled “Fleas”

Adam

Had’em

Well, you’re God, right? You knew we’d forget. And you knew you’d yell at us for that. Right?

Why does God need coffee?

There’s a little love in every cup.

For He is an Angry and Jealous God – without His caffeine fix!

Seems to me it would only take a small miracle for Him to make the original instant coffee.

Can’t be going forth and multiplying all night.. and.. be fit to make coffee in the morning.. Make up your mind as to what you want.. sheesh.

Now this is one Bible story I can believe!

What does GİT mean? In Turkish it means “go away”