Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for December 07, 2018

when does the flight leave? better hurry, Ziggy

Then they will announce a last minute change – to gate 50!

Fact, the cheaper the flight the further you walk.

So he’s on Flight 13!

That would be me….

Been there, done that… LAX gates 57 to 55 should be no big deal, but they are actually separated by a HUGE dining and shopping complex. Missed my connection and had to stay the night; at least Delta put me up for the night in a hotel.

The Law of Receding Terminals: “The distance to your next gate is inversely proportional to the amount of time to your next flight.”

reminds me of JFK airport

Poor Zig!

Husband wife and baby running the length of San Francisco International from one concourse to another, loaded down with luggage, baby seat, diaper bags, camera bags and lots of crap, for a flight that leaves in 20 minutes….an adventure for sure but we made it.

I really should stop flying Delta. Their gates are always the farthest away….

I asked my wife the last time we flew, why is our flight always at the end of the terminal.

This was me last week in Houston! Had to walk a mile at the Houston airport. Someone recently told me that there was a “train” but I never heard of it when I was there. No signs of a train, but sure could have used it.

Follow your presidents lead..and develop a bone spur.. then ask for assistance at the gate.

He’ll reach his step goal on his Fitbit.

I thought I was the only one that ALWAYS happens to.

Been there, done that. United Terminal 1C at O’Hare, boarding at Gate 1. Think I’ve got it made, but the pedestrian tunnel dumps you off in the middle, at Gate 19.

100 to 1 odds that he doesn’t get there on time!

Well, at least the Zig-meister will get exercise on the way there …

This is only a slight exaggeration. Seriously!