That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 27, 2018

As the newest member of the court, it was Johnson’s job to prepare a shopping list and stock the court’s break room with supplies.

Benedict, trying to stop his hand from writing his murder confession.

Supreme court nominee, writing out the list of women he didn’t sexually assault.

“Now I’ll pen my revenge song! ‘I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord’…”

Well, the teacher said I’d have to sit here till I finished the assignment….

Uh….Dear Santa!!!

“Five pounds of potatoes, eggs, butter, condoms, baby wipes……..”

Al realizes, “I’m screwed for the exam,” when Timmy, the kid he copies off of, is out sick.

Red Rover, Red Rover, can Alfred combover?

“Ughh.. that cabbage I ate last night… oh, here comes another one!”

“It was the best of times”…No. “It was a dark and stormy night”… No. “Call me Ishmael”…No. Starting a great novel is difficult without a great opening line.

“Hmm..what rhymes with coemoveurre…”

“I’ll Get Those Miserable Smurfs, If Its The Last Thing I Ever do!” wrote Gargamel.

is he saying “come over here”? or was there actually someone by that name? I don’t get it!

“My Dearest Justice Ginsberg, Long have I desired to sit with you on the bench…”

George McGovern writes his memoirs.

The instructor had been dead for some time before the administration sleuthed out that the students had been taking turns hiding behind the desk and moving his hand.

“Dear MASH producers, I understand you will be conducting auditions for the role of Charles, and I feel I could breathe fresh life into the character.”

Where’s the usual caption? So many possibilites….

Bob Newhart, anyone?

Same as always. You never notice that Jim Broadbent was in the movie until you see the credits.

I don’t get it …

Arthur Cayley, Sc.D., F.R.S., Sadlerian Professor: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Lowes_Cato_Dickinson_%E2%80%93_Arthur_Cayley_Sc.D.,_F.R.S.,_Sadlerian_Professor.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

https://collection.sciencemuseum.org.uk/people/cp116947/lowes-cato-dickinson 

https://www.npg.org.uk/collections/search/person/mp06888/lowes-cato-dickinson 

http://www.dickinsons-of-whitfield.org/LowesCatoDickinson.html 

http://www.avictorian.com/Dickinson_Lowes_Cato.html 

http://www.victorian-era.org/dickinson-lowes-cato-biography.html 

https://books.google.com/books?id=bMkcAQAAIAAJ&pg=PA499#v=onepage&q&f=false 

https://www.photohistory-sussex.co.uk/BtnDickinsonBros.htm 

all have info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2088 (November 26, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Coemoveurre???

“Dozen bagels, half pound lox. Bring home for Em.”

Look at the silly lengths Trump has gone to to “hide” his baldness. Gentlemen, you are illogical not to accept hair falling out. It’s SUPPOSED to happen, and it’s MASCULINE.

OMG! I think I’m going to barf!

Bill Murray finally gets around to writing his memoir….6 or 7 years too late.

Bob cracket looking at scrooge hoping for a big Christmas goose.

Colm Feore?!

…writing a thank you note to his barber for naming his creation after him.

Must … stop … hand … from …. writing. They didn’t say “Simon says” yet.

It’s funny that men have been deluding themselves for centuries thinking that comb-overs hide their baldness. All it does is call attention to it.

Yo no me entiendo – as a retired lawyer.