Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 15, 2018

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    chris_weaver  about 6 years ago

    ♪♫ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. ♪♫

    ♪♫ The very next day, you broiled it away… ♪♫

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 6 years ago

    Well, it some countries, hearts as offal is a delicacy. Lovesick hearts, on the other hand…

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    danketaz Premium Member about 6 years ago

    If she serves it on a flaming sword, watch out for heartburn.

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    comic4matt  about 6 years ago

    Shot through the heart and you’re to blame. You give love a bad name

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    PICTO  about 6 years ago

    “I gave her everything…she took only my heart.”

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    Baba27  about 6 years ago

    Just be thankful she didn’t take your guitar for kindling, Lio.

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    Snoots  about 6 years ago

    Oh, those are worth far more than 25 cents! Broiled magical floating hearts? At least a couple bucks!

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Peg O’ My Heart

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    Godfreydaniel  about 6 years ago

    Let’s be honest: how many of us have, had, will have, or want to have, a girl like Eva in our lives? (For those scoring at home: I’ve had four or five of the dang things!)

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    Sisyphos  about 6 years ago

    Hearts-on-a-skewer! Heartskabob! Kardia kalami, just 25 cents? That’s a real bargain, I think (are the hearts real enough to be edible—that is the question)….

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