Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for December 11, 2018

third time is the charm as they say

Maybe the Acme salesman should call on Wile E. Coyote, maybe several times a day. He could make a fortune.

Sounds like the phone calls to “lower my interest rate”. All I want for Christmas if for the Do not call thing to really meant something

Looks like the salesman needs some new material.

It’s like the NHL draft: They had 2 “Once In A Generation” players in the same draft, and another the year before.

Because you fall off a cliff after using each one of their products.

More annoying than a pop up ad!

It’s the Acme salesman.

Zig, he might be trying to sell you a pair of pants, again. Take him up on it…

The great thing about “once in a lifetime” offers is that you only have to turn it down once.

My sister lived in Australia for several years. Before she ledt she had ordered from a mail order catalog. The whole time she was there she got alternating messages on the catalogs: This is your last catalog if you don’t order, You are one of our most valuable customers. Go figure.

Must be selling car warranties.

This reminds me of Facebook scams especially those about the better charging cables that will make you cellphone battery like new. Or the revolutionary tv antennas that will let you receive hundreds of over the air tv stations.

Same as it ever was.

I got 3 “this is your last chance” phone calls for the same thing in one week.

He’s here to see your cat! He’ll be back six more times!

My Spam box gets several “Last Reminder” messages from Fed X every day!

Isn’t that the same company Ziggy was working for. You know the one, they hit the lottery and closed the company down. He’s probably another one that wasn’t one of the lucky ones and is still out trying to make a buck.