Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 11, 2018

A little overkill there, Henry.

Seems Henry only has two levels, Off and Full Blast.

Henry, the “open fire” is supposed to roast chestnuts, not the tree.

Henry: “Did I do thaaaaat ?”

How do you say ‘OOOOOPS, Sorry!’ In Middle Dragon dialect?

A little too much FOOM there, boy!

And yet, the candles haven’t melted!

I think that it is time for the dragon to be made into a pair of shoes.

Blanche complains about everything!

must have been something flameproof under that dress….If Henry lit it, then she would be screaming about pain from her burns!

Henry has a problem with, moderation.

Why didn’t the candles melt?

We had an old German friend who lit his tree with candles every year. When we came to his Christmas party he not only lit the candles, he took sparklers, bent the handle wires, lit them and hung them all over the tree. When he did that we and most of the other guests stood around near the door. He claimed that he never had a fire in his life, though.

Blanche got lit!

Anyone remember how those Baldwin Sisters on The Walton’s always lit up their trees that way at Christmas?

Selectivity preferred.

Stop, drop, and roll!