The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 13, 2018

That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

Oh, noooooooo!!!

Run run as fast as I can you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread …….. AAAAAAAAA my hands!

Making food in the image of living things is not to be examined very closely.

It puts on the frosting or it gets the hose.

Why Madge was always overweight. (For all the old folks out there.)

Hands off management style.

Biting anyone else’s nails, however, will get you arrested.

That’s not what I meant when I said I would give you a hand!

Like the poor rabbits ears in a few months?

It’s all a matter of taste, I suppose, but I never liked gingerbread and could never understand why it was a thing.

As long as they grow back like my nails do.

Inventing yet another way to give somebody the finger. A little hardcore but…

Hey, it’s the “Holly’s Day” (spa) . . . why not?

Don’t be caught short handed!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSH LYONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

There’s something very wrong here, but I can’t put a finger on it.

Man-icure? More like man-ieater.

He should have gone in head first.

Wait until he visits the podiatrist…

Now we give your hands a good soaking in milk… It’ll make them softer.